There's nothing wrong with a little good-natured immaturity.  Some is football related, some not.  Some is sexist, some not.  Enjoy the silliness!

This is the officiating crew that PatsRoadTrip.com would like to see.   Penalize me!

A lasting image from the video taping "scandal" of 2007.
If you'd like to know how I really feel, see my rambling commentary on the blog page.

Here's another one.  Yeah, yeah...very funny.

BB's answer to the two above images.

Joe Torre and Brian Cashman get some tips on winning championships from Bill Belichick.

Um....

Here's Eric "The Rat" Mangini.  Twice!

My ex-Jeep Liberty.

My desk at work.

January, 2007.  Playoffs.  My "work station".

Another angle.

It was "wear your football stuff" day at the office.

I just like this picture.

I don't think it would be proper to have a website about the Patriots without
paying homage to our players' wives.  It just wouldn't be right.

Here, Gisele gives me her "come hither" stare.

Gisele relaxes at my beach house in the Caymans.

Makes perfect sense to me.

A B2 stealth bomber approaches Yankee Stadium for a pregame bombing run...er...um...
...I mean a pregame fly-by.  Reports that the pilot was a Red Sox fan have not been substantiated.

This picture is one of the rare REAL photos (verified at Snopes.com) that has
made the rounds on the internet.  That is a very large great white shark stalking
a marine biologist in a kayak off the coast of South Africa.

Statutory rape?

This is funny.  I don't care who you are.

Ever think of going by Michael?

You wanna talk about a mental case?  This is Al Davis of the Oakland Raiders. 
He's a sore loser and a liar.  He also has serious "issues".  I'm still waiting for the
NFL to sanction him the lies he told about the Patriots allegedly tampering with Randy Moss.
Mr. Goodell?  Hello?  Mr. Goodell?

This is Joey Porter.  He is yet another example of poor sportsmanship.
He's also a whiney, sore loser, bitch.

When the guy heard that they'd dug up this shirt he'd buried in the new Yankee Stadium
he said, "I guess I better not tell them where I put the other one."

Gotta give him credit.  This might actually work in some southern states.

Brett's had a few too many Red Bulls.

Three Vinces (v2.1)

Taken in my living room shortly after the Patriots had secured victory in Super Bowl XXXVIII.

You may be able to tell by this one that I'm not a very religious sort.
I'm sorry if it offends you.  Actually, no.  I'm not.  This is friggin' funny.

This issue of SI came out just a few days before the home opener in September of 2008.
Who says there isn't an SI jinx?  I am now a believer.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!  F**ker got everything he deserved.

Here's a good reason to make sure you always check your kid's homework.

Shakira does the laundry for all of the PatsRoadTrip.com guys!

Maria Sharapova is my favorite tennis player.

Two rainbows over Patriots practice in Foxborough, Mass.

Bling anyone?

A friend of mine broke his ankle.  Nothing seven screws, a steel plate and a screwdriver can't fix!

Same guy broke his finger.

I call these "Adam the Bitch" and "Peyton the Crybaby".

That's me and my nephew, Christopher, at Chrismas 1994.  Nice porn mustache, huh?

It was a sad day when Hazel left NESN. 

Classic beauty.  If you don't know who this is, shame on you.

Whoa.  Just whoa.

Hmmm...

If you look in the dictionary under "crotchety old fool", this is what you see.

If Commissioner Bud Selig had any balls at all, he'd have banned Barry Bonds from the game for life.  The only reason he needed was, "for the good of the game."  But, as we all know, Bud Selig has no balls.  As a result this man, who represents the face of the sports steroid scandal, was allowed to break the most hallowed record in all of professional sports.  To this day I have not seen the home run that broke Hank Aaron's record.  I will never watch it.  I will also never recognize this man as the home run king.

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.  This woman is insane.

"My name is Senator Arlen Specter.  I'm a sore loser and a twit.  I have nothing better to do than to attempt to spend millions of taxpayer dollars to investigate a sports team that put a video camera in the wrong place."  

This next one is just for you, Senator Specter.

O.J. Simpson cries like a little girl as he is handcuffed and taken into custody
following his conviction in the September 2007 kidnapping and robbery
of two Las Vegas sports memorabilia dealers.   O.J. was sentenced
to at least 9 years in the Nevada state prison system.

Enjoy your vacation in the desert you double-murdering scumbag! 

More to come...